medusa is a really cool drug, gets you stoned really fast
when somebody changes their icon, url AND blog layout all at the same time
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
so my history teacher made a twitter and always gives us updates on it in class and the other day e announced that he reached 100 followers so this kid pulled out his phone and said WELL GUESS WHAT IM UNFOLLOWING YOU HAHA BACK TO 99 and unfollowed him so my teacher leaned in really close to him and said “i’ve got 99 followers but a bitch ain’t one”
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WERE TOTALLY EXPECTING JOHN HURTS DOCTOR TO BE DEEP AND MYSTERIOUS AND THAT YOU WERE SO HAPPY TO FIND OUT THAT HE IS JUST A SARKY OLD MAN